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Jun 20Liked by Matthew

Why take a nap when you can eat beans? 🫘

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You need to lay that mulch before we get home. No naps on my watch, buddy!

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The mulch your mother asked you to take care of? That mulch?

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Sorry I’m busy doing school and having a REAL JOB. Get real, man.

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A real job? Instead of working for a renowned artist and country music singer, I get to make art of my own.

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You have no money, my guy. It’s possible to have a job and do a couple hobbies on the side. Guess you just can’t figure out how to do it! Bozo!

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I’d tone it down bud, considering I have the Key for none but me….

Your room is a mess, btw.

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I have a key to my house too. It also seems improper to insult me on the messiness of my room considering the messiness of your time management skills.

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